Red Makes a Friend
Painted two-tiered wooden (mahogany) table
20 x 20 x 27"
$1295
Little Red Riding Hood, or
"Bad Dog. Go Home."
Painted drop-leaf wooden table
36 x 22.5 x 20" leaves down
36 x 42 x 20" leaves up
$1295
"I huffed. And I snuffed. And I sneezed a great sneeze."
Painted drop-leaf wooden table
from The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs!, by A. Wolf
as told to Jon Scieszka, illustrated by Lane Smith
30 x 18 x 16.25" leaves folded
39 x 27 x 15.5" leaves unfolded
$1295
Table with leaves unfolded
Tradescantia
Painted wooden table with drawer
22 x 11.5 x 29"
$295
Magnolia
Painted wooden table
25 x 25 x 21"
$395
Helianthus Divaricatus
Painted wooden table with leather top (with divine aroma of pipe tobacco permeating this old table)
12 x 12 x 23"
$295
Royal Hosta
Copper painted wooden table
15 x 15 x 23"
$295
Poppy
Painted wooden table
11.25 x 11.25 x 27"
$275
Leatherwood Christmas Tree Farm (Dellwood, North Carolina)
Painted wooden (mahogany) drop leaf table
Leaves down: 48 x 21 x 16.5"
Leaves up: 48 x 38 x 16.5"
$1295
Canoodle* Table (with hidden relationship mojo charms)
Painted wooden table (entry for Exposed: Nudes In Art 2008, a biannual invitational exhibition
*Ca·noo·dle
Function: intransitive verb
To pet, fondle (as in "lovers canoodling in the dark")
30 x 30 x 28"
$1295
Sold (commissioned piece)
Why painted tables?
Because.
Because they're fun. Jewelry for the house, like the one outrageous bracelet that makes an outfit.
Because everyone has the perfect spot for one small outrageous table. Because they lift the spirit.
Just because.
If you sometimes find nudity distasteful, please skip the last table.
Angels at The Nativity
Oils on vintage mahogany
occasional table
Detail from The Nativity
by Philippe de Champaigne, 1643
36 x 18 x 16.5"
$1895
Snitty Kitty Table
Snit the puppycat, F.O.U.S. (Feline Of Unusual Size)
Painted wooden table
18 x 11 x 24"
$375